1 post tagged “kinkywallpaper”
So take a look at this picture of the wall paper in my bedroom. Look closely. Do you see what I see?
That's right, my wallpaper is covered in dicks and boobs. DICKS AND BOOBS! WTF? Ok, maybe the boobs are kind of a stretch because I don't really understand how that's a "position." I don't think that position itself would merit position-inspired tribute-wallpaper (say, like being on top might or something), but maybe in 3D it would make more sense and the Victorians just didn't have that sort of technology at the time. But despite the ambiguous boobs, those are definitely peniiii. I don't even think they're trying to hide it, it's just a pattern composed of sexy bits to sleep and live by. [insert joke here about how it would be nice if this penis riddled wallpaper had some sort of actual power to draw a real one to my room. Feel momentarily disgusted about seeing men as just a body part all for the sake of a crappy joke. Shrug it off, human nature, etc. Return to mesmerized staring at wall paper.]
